The Radiopants Dance

The Curse Of The Moongician

(And Other Tales To Tell ‘Round Midnight)

A collection of stories that are either spooky or silly.

• Nightmare At Nightmare High
• The Corpsey Creep Of Crocodile Creek
• Now You Invisible, Now You Don’t Invisible
• The Slightly Haunted Mansion Party Across The Street From The Significantly More Haunted Mansion Party
• The Gobylynns Who Dannce And Synge Then Steale Ouw’re Thyngs
• The Spooked-Out Mirror, Pt. 1
• The Shock Shack Shocks Back:  The Summer Before The Shock Shack Shocked Back
• The Bloody Kid
• The Mask Next Door
• Opening Paragraphs

The Big Big Meal

An unfinished novel of epic “proportions” (cause it’s about food).

• The Last Half Of The Last Sentence
• Excerpt from Chapter 6
• Excerpt from Chapter 14
• Chapter The First:  In Which Our Hero Receives His Meal
• Chapter The Second:  In Which Our Hero Wants A Refill
• Chapter The Third:  In Which Our Hero Learns Of The “No Bathroom Break” Policy
• Chapter The Fourth:  In Which Our Hero Sneaks A Bathroom Break

My Fake Life

• My Life In 7 Random JPEGS
• My Twitter (October)
• My Twitter (November)
• My High School Theater Bio
• If I Had A Blog Five Years Ago
• If I Have A Blog Five Years From Now
• If It Were A Snake, It Actually Would Have Just Bit Me Less…
• The Weirdest Blowjob In The World

Everything Else

• The Book Of Enoch
• What’s Your Poison?
• It’s A Christmas Miracle, Vin!
• Tense Surplus
• Mr. President Deals With Squirrel Rickets
• Every Episode of Heroes Ever
• The Former Queens Of Naboo